So I was out the other day, and the question arose: --Had an order been faxed?
--No, apparently it hadn't.
--Do you have the number? I asked.
--240.555.1212?
--Yes. That's it. But it's not here?
--No. Maybe you said 301.555.1212.
--I would say 301. I'm from Maryland!
Three of four women listening laughed.
3 of 4 women. I'll take that ratio anyday.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
If it's not funny, don't believe it.
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Take What the Defense Will Give You
21 hours ago
Is Canada local?
ReplyDeleteThis joke is halfway to being the best joke in the world. Unfortunately, it's also halfway from not being a joke at all. If you can make it a whole joke, please post it somewhere with acknowledgement to a guy named "Jeremy." I forgot his last name, but he's a real person.
Two Canadians step into a bar and decide to play 20 questions.
The taller one with a mustache says "Can you eat it?"
The shorter one on steroids says "Well, kind of."
Hoping to win on the second question, Tall Moustacheman boldly says "Is it Moose Cock?"
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I stand by my assessment of the joke. It's a tough nut to crack, but why would you want to? Anyway, if you want to hear absolutely nothing like this joke, please visit my blog at http://theambereye.blogspot.com
It's rarely funny, and always verbose. Fortunately for the sap--my name is Thomas Jackson--who writes the blog, some of it is pretty. I recommend http://theambereye.blogspot.com/2008/04/broken-victory.html