2 Minutes to Forget It . . .

NBC's new game show, Minute to Win It premieres tomorrow night.

We're not going to tell you what time, 'cause we don't want you to watch it.

It's not that it's a toxic brain suck.

It is. But that's not it.

It's not that faux-sexy event titles like "This Blows," "Keep It Up," and "Bite Me," are too sophomoric even for me.

It's that the show's two hour premiere cuts out arguably the most TV ready event : the speed reading.

Come on NBC! First the Conan-Jay debacle, now this?

People are going to talk.