Thank God for the Archives...

...You'd think I was Neil Young...Except it took me, what? A week and a half to get to 'em?

Oh, Well (Pts. I & II) ...

These next couple got my picture on the back page of the University of Maryland, Diamondback, March 2, 1988.

Still some of my best.

Brought to you by HepCat Indstries, makers of the HepCat Bar: Rich milk chocolate and creamy nougat surround a smoked-fish filling.

Try 'em melted in the sun!

My sex life is so bad . . . I have to have it prescribed.

Hmmm. What does it say her?

Once in the morning, once at night.

May cause drowsiness.

Wait 15 minutes before putting on pants.