Joke of the Day 03/11/10

And speaking of Conan, I got his tweet today announcing his "half-assed" tour. Conan's own words. One thing he's doing whole-assed: Starting every show at 11:30.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

And here's a re-write of yesterday's instant classic:

We hear Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for their unauthorized use of her name. You know, as soon as that girl baby said, "Milkaholic" I thought: "Lohan!"

Extra special bonus!!!! Original of today's goof fest, Cause real writing is re-writing!

Are you listening, kids!?

And speaking of Conan, I got his tweet today announcing his "half-assed" tour. Conan's own words. One thing he's doing full-assed: Starting every show concurrent with local Tonight Show broadcasts.