So I was out the other day, and the question arose: --Had an order been faxed?
--No, apparently it hadn't.
--Do you have the number? I asked.
--240.555.1212?
--Yes. That's it. But it's not here?
--No. Maybe you said 301.555.1212.
--I would say 301. I'm from Maryland!
Three of four women listening laughed.
3 of 4 women. I'll take that ratio anyday.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
If it's not funny, don't believe it.
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Just Write the Damn Thing #3
5 days ago
Is Canada local?
ReplyDeleteThis joke is halfway to being the best joke in the world. Unfortunately, it's also halfway from not being a joke at all. If you can make it a whole joke, please post it somewhere with acknowledgement to a guy named "Jeremy." I forgot his last name, but he's a real person.
Two Canadians step into a bar and decide to play 20 questions.
The taller one with a mustache says "Can you eat it?"
The shorter one on steroids says "Well, kind of."
Hoping to win on the second question, Tall Moustacheman boldly says "Is it Moose Cock?"
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I stand by my assessment of the joke. It's a tough nut to crack, but why would you want to? Anyway, if you want to hear absolutely nothing like this joke, please visit my blog at http://theambereye.blogspot.com
It's rarely funny, and always verbose. Fortunately for the sap--my name is Thomas Jackson--who writes the blog, some of it is pretty. I recommend http://theambereye.blogspot.com/2008/04/broken-victory.html