Joke of the Day...

http://www.theispot.com/artist/stock/lbrooks/

...because I've always dreamed of writing for Saturday Night Live. Or Dave. Or Conan (PSST, Conan: We've got the Spofforth connection). Or Fallon.

HepCatIndstries hereby proclaims a new feature, which in all likelihood will peter out by next Tuesday, because, as good friend and near birthday brother, Steve Martin has averred for years:

"Comedy isn't pretty. "

And it's hard, too.

We hear Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for their unauthorized use of her name. I gotta admit, as soon as that girl baby said, "Milkaholic" I knew it was Lohan.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

If it's not funny, don't believe it.

Hep